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Carl reads three news-related limericks: A breath of fresh caffeine; a school kids can't wait to attend; and bedtime stories to avoid.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Carl reads three quotes from the week's news: A Visit from the New Boss; This week's GOP favorite; and Lin-diculous Headlines

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Downton Blabby.

Our panelists tell three stories about new ways to make your wedding unforgettable.

Our panelists predict who will be the next headline-friendly sports star?

It's been 10 years since Salt Lake City hosted the Winter Olympics, and the city remains a mecca for winter sports, especially for speedskating. Two-time Olympian speedskater Nick Pearson came to Salt Lake to train and compete in the 2002 Olympics and never left.

We've invited Nick to play a game called "Whoaaa ... slow down there, friend." Three questions about things that go very, very slowly for a person who likes to go dangerously fast.

Our panelists tell us three stories of dumb cops, only one of which is true.

More questions for the panel: Sweet and Really Low, Lean On Me, and Where to Have the Best of Times.

Carl reads three news-related limericks: An Excuse Not to Buy Flowers, Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together, and An Icelandic Problem.