PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, how will Washington, D.C., celebrate the World Series? P.J. O'Rourke.
PJ O'ROURKE: Well, Congressional representative Rashida Tlaib from Detroit will introduce a fairness and equity legislation requiring next year's World Series to be between the Detroit Tigers and the Miami Marlins.
SAGAL: Negin Farsad.
NEGIN FARSAD: They're going to go into a dystopian soundscape where the only thing they hear is "Baby Shark."
SAGAL: And Josh Gondelman.
JOSH GONDELMAN: An influential think tank will use this attack by the Houston Astros as pretext to declare war on the Dallas Cowboys.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it right here on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to PJ O'Rourke, Negin Farsad and Josh Gondelman.
SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal.
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